This is me- Ian Watson, also known as Ely Whitley if you want to google me, but wash your hands first please.
I write- mainly comedy dialogue and stories and the book to the odd musical.
I also blog on :
and you can follow me on twitter
I've gone for 'hardass' in my pic here- I think I nailed it so... you know, just watch it, alright!
I've designed this website to be plain looking, mundane even, for a very specific reason which I'm not about to tell you because, well let's face it, you could be some whack-job with a penchant for random acts of violence or, even worse, somebody I know. Sufficed to say It's like this for a reason so don't look at it and think, "If this is anything to go by he's about as creative as a falling rock!"
I'd just like you to bear two things in mind while you're here:
1: Everything you see is my property and it's all electronically dated and copywritten so don't think you can go nicking my ideas/stuff and get away with it because I'll find you and hack your knackers off with the legal equivalent of a tree lopper!
2: Falling rocks can have a lot of impact.
LIFT the Musical will be on at the SOHO THEATRE from Jan 30th 2013 !!
Thanks to THEATRE BENCH, ROSS POVEY and PERFECT PITCH
We now have a stellar cast and the incredible Mr. Steven Paling directing.
It's going to run for 4 weeks through Feb so book your tickets ASAP folks!
Here's the website:
Ok, so I published my book, "Out of Season" on line at lulu.com. you can buy a copy or just download it for a few quid from Amazon to your Kindle/Ipad and enjoy the fruits of my youth for mere pence/cents
It's absofrigginlutely great.... seriously! just go and check it out.... go on!
I just got Out of Season reviewed by Phil Owens, author of
"Kopek The Destroyer" a fantastic book about another young dog (but a real one this time) take a look at his website:
and read his review on my page at Lulu.com: