To read these things I suggest you click on the blue bit and then 'save' rather than just opening them. If you just open them they can be read but I've found that it buggers up your chances of getting back to the site- besides, you get to keep the stuff on your computer and read them at your leisure.

cane mutiny.doc cane mutiny.doc
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 You may have to read this one twice- an appropriate opener for my 'short stories'
Sickypoos (part 1).doc Sickypoos (part 1).doc
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Sickypoos (part 2).doc Sickypoos (part 2).doc
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Sickypoos (part 3).doc Sickypoos (part 3).doc
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 You know when you start writing about something, expecting it to be just a quick couple of hundred words and it just won't stop writing itself? Well here are the first three sections of a hospital diary from years ago. I had to stop at the end or it would have become a novella. The unfortunate thing is that I didn't actually get to why it's called 'sickypoos' so the title seems a little adrift. It's funny though so get it read.

Words I hate no 76- Quite.doc Words I hate no 76- Quite.doc
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 I had a bee in my bonnet and was feeling a bit odd. It IS a stupid word though if you think about it.
 Ahh, the MAPP. This is meant to be funny in a kind of 'NOW HEAR THIS!' Monty Python- public service way, but it's a serious love of mine so don't mock me! You may love chocolate or coffee or heroin, I love pies- THERE! I've said it and it feels wonderful!!!!
ghost story.doc ghost story.doc
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 This gets groans from everyone but I love it... well, you know me. I couldn't resist.
Dear Roger.doc Dear Roger.doc
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 It's the classic- 'what if you had to sacrifice yourself for the greater good and not receive any credit?' scenario. you know that scenario don't you? No? well it's a classic so you'd bettter get with the program amigo! Anyway, it's done with a twist in the form of a leaflet. Think of 'Twilight Zone' meets 'My Family'.
Bad news.doc Bad news.doc
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 I love this one. Really enjoyed writing it and it only took about half an hour. It's based on a concept I had one afternoon about the nature of mortality- yeah, sounds like fun eh?